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***TOO LATE!!! - THIS OFFER HAS EXPIRED***

 

Strip Club Enthusiasts...

 

Why should celebrities like Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford, and Scarlett Johansson have all the lap dance fun? 

 

Anyone can now become a Lap Dance VIP and get up to $100 to have a lapdance at their favorite Strip Club.

 

Would you prefer to stand and be counted?  Or… to sit your butt down on a comfy chair and get your grind on

 

Actually, 'get grinded on'... Hot Strippers !?!?!? with a lapdance that is!

 

We've put together the most Irresistible Lap Dance Bonus Offer - all FREE!

 

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Even the number seven was never this lucky! 

 

That’s right, SEVEN 'stimulating' bonus gifts all there for the taking...

 

 

"Your Honest Opinion is Worth $98.90!

No BS. No Hype."

 

 

Go ahead, we dare you… make our YOUR day! 

 

Get it ALL before we come to our senses and put a stop to this insane offer. 

 

WTF? You must be thinking, “What's the hook, line, and sinker to this?”

 

Great, we thought you’d never ask.  NO hook, NO sinker.  The only lines around here are the two l-o-n-g ones running up the back of the stripper’s fishnet stockings. Seriously though...

 

 

"Give Us Your 2¢ Worth,

and We'll Give You

$98.90 in Cash and Bonuses

for Your Honest Opinion!"

 

 

All you have to do is tell about your most shocking strip club, stripper, bachelor party, or lapdance experience. Tell us your opinion. If you can combine sentences to form a few paragraphs, you’re in like flint partner. It’s that easy!

 

Short on ideas? 

 

No sweat…(well, maybe just little if she did it right!)

 

In that case, feel free to tell us a short story of what you saw at a strip club...even if you’ve never had a lap dance.

 

*Yes, there are some lapdance virgins out there - we'll cure that !

Are You a Lap Dance Virgin?

Or, a story you may have heard about from a wild bachelor party, strip club experience, bachelorette party (hey - women are more wild than men when enjoying strippers), or any stripper story you have.

 

If you're an exotic dancer (female or male), club owner or manager, DJ, bouncer, doorman, or cocktail waitress,  tell us your experiences with outrageous customers!

 

Don't like to type? We'll even provide you a voicemail number to call, so you can record your story. We'll do the typing for you! You just have to talk. How easy can that be?

 

No Need to be Afraid of going to a Gentlemen's Club. The Strippers Won't bite! Never been to a strip club? We're giving you cash to go. And, we're going to surprise you with some online strippers - you don't even have to leave the house if you don't want to!

 

 

"Why are we Being so Generous?"

 

 

We have a soon-to-be-released book regarding the Strip Club and LapDance Industry. It's totally different from anything else out there. Plus, very entertaining.

 

Since people like to read stories about other people's experiences, we thought it would be best to add in a few more 'juicy ones'. Great original stories are impossible to make up. That's why we need your input! Don't worry, we won't be using your name. It will be totally anonymous.

 

Several sponsors of our book are footing the bill to bring you this Irresistible Lap Dance Bonus Offer. Go ahead. Spend their money!

 

YOU deserve the chance to get YOUR strip club story printed in our soon to be released book titled: _____  _____  _____  _____.

 

Yes, we're being secretive here as revealing what the actual title is. All in good time. However, you will be the first to know, days before the rest of the general public does.

 

 

Your Opinion = $98.80 in Cash and VIP Bonuses

 

 

"Lap Dance VIP Status Awaits You"

Hell Yeah! Hook Me Up!!!

 

 

 

Bonus #1

$20.00 Cash

Yours FREE!

 

Have a Lap Dance on Us at Your Favorite Strip Club!

We're Giving You $20.00 in Cold Hard Cash.

Let's just say you won't be cold ;-)

 

LapDances on Us! - Get $20 bucks!

*Actual girl - not included ;-)

 

Click to Claim Your $20 Lap Dance

 

 

 

 

Bonus #2

$19.95 Value

Yours FREE!

 

Lap Dance RAW - DVD.

Exciting, no-holds-barred, full contact, grinding, 

“dance in YOUR pants”, lap dance action you only wish 

you got to see the last time you visited a Strip Club. 

 

LapDance Raw DVD

 

 

Click to Also Get this Stripper DVD

 

 

 

 

Bonus #3

$9.95 Value

Yours FREE!

 

RUSH Priority Shipping of your Lap Dance DVD.

 

 

RUSH Priority Shipping in this cool Envelope!

 

 

 

Click to Register Now!

 

 

 

 

Bonus #4

$6.00 Value

Yours FREE!

 

 

Live Video Chat - Webcams and Panties

 

You don't even need a web cam!

*Don't you want to know who owns those panties?

 

 

Click to Claim Your Online Strippers Now!

 

 

 

 

Bonus #5

$29.00 Value

Yours FREE!

 

Lap Dance Video Movie Clips Added Each Day.

 

FREE Virtual LapDance Video Clips Each Day

 

 

Click to Grab FREE Lap Dance Videos EVERY Day!

 

 

 

 

Bonus #6

$5.00 Value

Yours FREE!

 

$5 Video-on-Demand (VOD) movie pass to view even more Hot Stripper and Lap Dance Action!

 

'Video on Demand' Movie Pass to see more Hot Strippers!

 

 

Click to View V.O.D. Strippers

 

 

 

 

Bonus #7

$9.00 Value

Yours FREE!

 

18 Different Classy Stripper Wallpapers and LapDance Screensavers - in High Resolution Quality

 

Stripper and Exotic Dancer Screensavers for your desktop!

 

 

Click to Register Here - What Else Can We Possibly Give You?

 

 

$98.90 in Total Value - ALL FREE!

Don’t bother pinching yourself, it’s not a dream.

 

 

HURRY! - Very Limited Time Only

"There's Only so Much FREE 'BOOTY'

(in cash & bonuses) to go Around." 

 

Hurry Now, so You Won't Miss Out!Don’t come crying to us when your buddies 'get some' before you do.  Can you image the endless hours of heckling you’ll endure if you delay?  

You’re the one that has to live with yourself if you miss out. 

 

 

"Claim YOUR Irresistible Lap Dance Bonus Offer Before Our Sponsors Come to Their Senses and Stop This Insane Giveaway!"

 

 

Luck of the Irish is not required…but you’re at the end of the lap dance rainbow. Now it's time to take action and claim your Lap Dance VIP Status

 

 

 

 

P.S.   There's another secret giveaway bonus - SUPER VIP BONUS #8. You must Register Now to find out what it is!

 

 

P.P.S.   How do you feel now?  We almost couldn’t believe our own generosity! This Irresistible Lap Dance Bonus Offer is all about YOU.  

 

 

P.P.P.S.   Take advantage of this offer today! Any other questions you may have will be answered, and further instructions will be emailed to you, after you register.

 

 

P.P.P.P.S.   Grab Your Share of 'BOOTY' while it’s still hot!

Can You Imagine That Hot Stripper Booty on Your Lap?

 

 

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